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  • Funny Test Answers
    Arteries, vanes, and caterpillars
    These hilarious answers are from test papers and essays submitted to science and health teachers by junior high, high school, and college students around the world. A few misfiring synapses must be to blame!
  • Getting Old
    Laughter really is the best medicine
    Okay, fair warning. A few of these jokes might push the envelope for some readers, but they're all laugh-at-loud funny. Remember: You don't stop laughing because you grow old—you grow old because you stop laughing.
  • Church Bulletin Bloopers
    Too funny!
    If you’ve ever read a church bulletin, some of these might look familiar. Enjoy!
  • The Man of the House
    His word is law?
    Frank burned with manly indignation. His nostrils flared. His cheeks flushed. He had just finished reading a new book titled You Can Be the Man of Your House.
  • What Seniors Do for Fun
    A laugh a day . . .
    Who says older folks don't have a sense of humor? These two short video clips prove otherwise!
  • Not Every Attempt at Being Hip Works
    Video isn’t this senior choir’s finest moment
    After watching the “talent show audition tape” of the FBC Senior Adult Choir—also (oddly) called the Elderly Ghetto Gospel Choir—singing rap and hip-hop tunes, you might conclude that it’s sometimes best to leave the video camera at home.
  • Nine Months Later . . .
    Poetic justice
    Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard, so they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.
  • Tools Explained
    For the “hardware impaired”
    Do your tools seem possessed? Do you need to keep a big supply of Band-Aids in your garage or workshop? If so, these definitions will sound familiar.
  • The Farmer and the Little Old Lady
    When there’s the will, there’s a way
    The little old lady looked him over cautiously: “I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall and have your way with me?”
  • Definitions for Words You Thought You Knew
    What they really mean!
    Sure, you could look these up in a dictionary, but what fun is that?
  • Lord, They Are Finally Together
    Three husbands, 25 children . . .
    Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked God for this very loving woman.
  • The Tiniest Cabin
    City slickers!
    A social worker from Boston transferred to the mountains of North Carolina. She was on the first tour of her new territory when she came upon the tiniest cabin she had ever seen.
  • Kids Are Quick
    Shades of Art Linkletter
    Kids do say the darndest things! Enjoy these laugh-at-loud responses to the queries of poor, unsuspecting teachers.
  • Russian Sign Language
    Helloooooo!
    A Russian woman married an English-speaking Canadian gentleman, and they lived happily in Toronto. One day, she went to the butcher’s shop to buy chicken legs.
  • Humor Takes Flight
    Smiles are still free
    Here’s a collection of air travel–related humor. We can’t verify that all these anecdotes are 100% true, but we can guarantee that you’ll smile. You might even laugh aloud a time or two.
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